"No, what would be weird was if your butt fell off."
-Joey Gladstone

"You will be the only you to ever live on this planet. How super rad is that? So don't be afraid to be yourself. Forget what people think about you. Take advantage of being unique. And stay true to who you really are.." -John O'Callaghan

Favorite All Time Low Lyric:
I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar, I've never made a bet, but we gamble with desire, I've never lit a match, with intent to start a fire, but recently the flames, are getting out of control. Call me a name, kill me with words, forget about me, it's what I deserve, I was your change, to get out of this town, but I ditched the car, and left you to , wait outside.

Allie: You would tell your parents if you copulated with a Jonas?
Me: YES! That is like fucking epic dude!

"Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was taking the time for the things you loved? But now you've got to humor all these fools."
-Cobra Starship

"People have said that we are like the second coming of Christ in the music industry."
-Alex Gaskarth

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it."

Me: (to tune of CobraStarship's 'Guilty Pleasure') I came here to make you poop tonight!
Marissa: Will you grow up and be six or something?

"I want to record a song with Michael Jackson. But I want a wall between us."
-Joe Jonas

"Those Jonas Brothers are too good. I need to corrupt them. I gotta have them spitting and getting into fights."
-Perez Hilton

"It doesn't matter if the world is pulling you down. With Christ you have everything."
-Nick Jonas

Owen: I've decided Nebraska is going to become the popcorn captital of the world...I mean global warming! Come On!

Me: Tell Britton the GET NAKED girls enjoyed getting splooged on
Owen: Wait what?
Me: Trust me, he'll know what you mean
Owen: Are you sure we're at a jonas brothers concert?

Owen: Garbo has not slept in my bunk yet on this tour but we did share mashed potatoes at catering today so that makes up for it

"Don't throw yourself out on another's whim. People change, as do intentions and as a result, consequences. Live for yourself. Love those around you, but realize that they've got their own agendas."
-Alex Gaskarth

(giving Alex Gaskarth some disposable douche things)
Alex: OH HAHAHHA! It's like metro station in a box!
Ashley: What? Whats wrong with metro station?
Alex:They're the cause of war, violence, and starvation
Me: So I take it you don't like Metro Station?

Sometimes I wish I could be a stay at home mom. But it's just not something I could ever pursue, mainly because I don't have a vagina."
-Jack Barakat

"I put the art in fart."
-Marissa Schulte

"You can't spell stud without STD."
-Alex Gaskart

"Live like you're at the bottom, even if you're at the top."
-Papa Jonas

"I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest in me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong."
-2 Corinthians 12:9-10

Music, concerts, driving and jamming out, Uptown, Excelsior, Lakes, Minnesota, local music, youtube and buzznet, diet coke, working, coffee, being active, chillin' out, relaxin, maxin all cool, bright colors, vnecks, poking fun at scene kids with Katie and Nikki, Making new friends at shows, CHEESE!

All Time Low, Charlotte Sometimes, Cobra Starship, Dashboard Confessional, Every Avenue, Forever The Sickest Kids, Jonas Brothers, Justin Timberlake, Locksley, Mayday Parade, Motion City Soundtrack, NSYNC, Rooney, Sing It Loud, Take Cover, Taylor Swift, The Academy Is, The Cab, The Hush Sound, The Morning Light, The Morning Of, The Rocket Summer, The Secret Handshake, Valencia, We The Kings, Weezer, You Me & Everyone We Know, Angels And Airwaves, A Rocket To The Moon, Barenaked Ladies, Blink 182, Boys Like Girls, Brighten, Copeland, Cute Is What We Aim For, Danger Radio, Elvis Costello, Everclear, Fall Out Boy, Hey Monday, Hit The Lights, Jimmy Buffet, Katy Perry, Kings of Leon, Matchbox Twenty, Michael Jackson, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, Plain White Ts, Push Play, Prince, Sigur Ros, Runner Runner, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Maine, The Police, This Century, The White Tie Affair, This Providence, Third Eye Blind, Any 90's Alt/Rock!

I don't have a long enough attention span to commit to watching entire movies unless they are epic: Almost Famous, Across the Universe, Freedom Writers, Juno, Superbad, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, Grease, That Thing You Do, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, The Hills, Greek, 90210, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, The OC, Full House, Boy Meets World, Steven's Untitled Rock Show, FNMTV, Pushing Daisies

Alternative Press Magazine, Twilight, The Great Gatsby, Gossip Girl, My Sister's Keeper